photo by Raymond Gemayel
How To Form A Cult That Worships You – Steps 1-5
1. Introduce yourself to the group by way of an individual who thinks very highly of your distinctive skill.
2. Plant seeds in the group by fornicating with one of its female aristocrats.
3. Get rid of your ‘sponsor’ – aka the individual who introduced you to the group. Kill him, but make the others believe he merely ‘abandoned’ them.
4. Feed the key members of the group magic mushrooms until they are hooked.
5. Resist fornicating with each female member of the group — because surely they’ll want to.
Survival is key. Discipline is your friend, friend.
Now read my Studio Feed story on painter Jimmy Chiale. I promise it’s the last thing I’ll ever write about the guy.
Fantastic piece!