Review: Stalley @ Toronto for RESPECT. Mag

photo by Al-Qaeda

As you can see, I’ve resumed going to live shows. This Stalley show was pretty last minute. I was outside at the Talib Kweli show the night before when I ran into a friend of mine named Jimmy. Jimmy is a painter who painted my sneakers. Jimmy, or perhaps it was one of his friends, asked me whether I would be checking out the Stalley show the following night. “Stalley?” I responded, the brisk Spring wind rippling through my dark rich hair. “I didn’t even know he was coming.” I went home and immediately Googled the event: Smashmouth Entertainment present Stalley @ El Mocambo. There it was. So I pulled up my socks and made the trek out to Spadina Ave. for a long night of blood-curdling bass and groovy DJ interludes by my other friend, DJ James Redi. Redi played that TDE shit and I nearly lost it. People at the bar were smiling at the sound of ScHoolboy Q’s “Druggys Wit Hoes Again”…

To find out more read my review up on RESPECT. (here)… or check out the original unedited version below. Editor Nick has a habit of switching up my run-on sentences, for good or ill ;)

Last night (June 3) homegrown Canadian hip-hop kicked it with its big cousin from the South. The event: Smashmouth Ent. presents Stalley as part of his Savage Journey to the American Dream tour. The venue: Toronto’s historic El Mocambo bar.

As the lights dimmed inside the former refuge for slaves which in the 70’s became popular for hosting two Rolling Stones concerts which were recorded as the Love You Live album, hip-hop enthusiasts were reminded as to why Toronto’s hip-hop scene is in fact so peculiar when compared to that of the United States. Shows like Smashmouth’s presentation of Stalley play out like the talent show at the conclusion of Harmony Korine’s Mister Lonely. Take for instance one of the opening acts, Vibonics, which consists of harmonizer Kubota, emcee Crossword, guitarist Alfred Chow, and a couple other band members. Vibonics took to the small step-up stage at the back of the upstairs tavern at El Mocambo, a purplish-black-tinged room with vegetable garden-inspired lamps, at around 11:30 pm. They played alternative rock music in the tradition of Toronto’s 102.1 The Edge, yet combined it with fast-paced rhymes (Crossword) and Kubota’s rising vocal chords and electric stage presence. More than any of the other openers, Kubota stole the breath away from the male-dominant crowd with her yellow dress, sparkling mascara, and a soulful reckless passion that far exceeded the humbling reality of the show: It, like Harmful’s show, was hardly to capacity.

After Vibonics came Rich Kidd, who, despite his soulful beats, has yet to sell himself as an artist who can exist beyond the confines of a laptop, aka the blogosphere. Rich Kidd, standing a modest 5 foot 10 inches with a thick beard and the eyes of a child drunk on candy, reminds most Torontonians of their less-cosmopolitan roots. For some, that is appealing. For others, it can be unnerving. But for most, the Canadians who have gradually evolved into docile domesticity, it is a vaudeville act, for good or ill.

The highlight of the night however (obviously) was the arrival of Massillon, Ohio native, and MMG foot soldier, Stalley. At around 12:30 am what looked like an errand boy for some small-town American political campaign, clad in clean denim, white sneakers, a clean-cut haircut, nervous eyes, and a Stalley crew neck sweater, climbed aboard the stage to advise Rich Kidd’s DJ what records Stalley would be playing. Apparently the campaign boy was Stalley’s manager – what had to have been some perverse reverse-racism joke by the self-proclaimed self-made black-as-night kingpin, Ricky Rozay.

Stalley soon followed his manager on-stage, to an enthusiastic applause from the modest crowd, and proceeded with songs, “Petrin Hill Peonies”, “Cold”, “Everything New”, “Hell’s Angels American Heathens”, BCGMMG Remix”, “Party Heart”, “300”, and “Lincoln Way Nights (Shop)”. Besides a marked flair for showmanship, what with the beard and combat medals pinned to his ball cap, Stalley makes sure of two things when he does a live show. He makes sure we know his story – a middle-America rapper on his grind who makes bass-drenched riding jams for Chevys gets adopted by hip-hop’s fastest growing independent empire, MMG, and now he makes bass-drenched riding jams for Maybachs. And second of all, on top of his story, Stalley makes sure we feel the bass. Standing at the head of the stage watching a red, white, and blue-adorned hood politician for the state of Ohio, as well as the self-made empire of MMG, you don’t just receive Stalley’s words, you feel them. They rumble through your blood.

And so you see, Canadian/Toronto homegrown hip-hop really has little to do with its cousin from the South, personified in acts such as Stalley. Homegrown Canadian hip-hop is often quaint, obscure, peculiar, a stranger to its own weirdness, as embodied by the beautifully weird and enigmatic Kubota from Vibonics, while American hip-hop often exists to make a message. That’s why Rozay, with the input of his artist of course, has hired an efficient, clean-nosed, campaign boy to handle Stalley’s tour across the Americas (we assume). He wants to make sure his message comes across loud and clear: That the tables have turned in this once (and forever?) gentrified business.


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Rihanna/Battleship disRESPECT.

photo by Chris Brown

I think someone is trying to fuck with me. Three days ago I post a new disRESPECT. feature for the RESPECT. Mag website – about Rihanna selling her soul to President Obama by appearing in Battleship (the film) – and at 11:33 am today (May 30th) the shit goes live. That’s three full days of editing. So, naturally, I’m expecting the editing job to be rather thorough – excessively tampered with, as I might say (in a bout of pent-up frustration). But to my surprise, when I peak at the published article there’s but one word changed… a ‘the’ is changed to a ‘that’…

Like I said, someone is trying to fuck with me.

Here’s the link, as well as the original version (with the original ‘the’) for all my sticklers out there ;)

THE Marrack Sinks Rihanna’s Battleship

On “Illest Motherfucker Alive” Jay-Z asks you to imagine how Beyonce, Kanye, himself, and RiRi, aka Rihanna, will look at the Grammys. Whelp, the Grammys came and went, and like most serious hip-hop fans, we missed the show. Instead we vented our anger over breakfast the following morning, when we browsed the results on the internet. Chris Brown for Best Rap Performance by a Group? Bruno Mars for anything? Katie Perry was there? These are just some of the thoughts that likely raced through the brains of devout hip-hoppers the day after the big show… the same devout hip-hoppers whom the producers of Battleship (yes, the film) purposely crossed.

Indeed that was a giant leap in our thesis… but so be it. Rihanna is a giant in the pop music game. And Battleship is a giant in the Hollywood film game. On the surface the two go hand-in-hand, just like Kanye and Kim Kardashian. Or rather, with Ye and Kim I ought to say one compliments the other’s art, but that’s another story altogether. The story here is that Rihanna is a respected artist in the hip-hop community. She has sung the hooks for some serious anthems (“Run This Town” “Love the Way You Lie” “All of the Lights”) and by association – she associates herself with Bey Bey, Ye, and Jay – she is expected to be a real artist. RiRi, to be Roc-ready, needs to be trill.

And that’s where the film, Battleship, comes into play. The shit tanked. Rotten Tomatoes lends the synopsis, “It [Battleship] may offer energetic escapism for less demanding filmgoers, but Battleship is too loud, poorly written, and formulaic to justify its expense — and a lot less fun than its source material.” All true. Yet the true crime in Battleship, what makes it hazardous for Rihanna, is its blatant propaganda for the U.S. Navy – how it is suggested that any misguided youth will find his way via enlistment. This kind of bureaucratic, from-the-top-down, implicit brainwashing defies the most prevailing instinct in all of hip-hop: to rebel. Battleship, above all else, is a film about submission.

Rick Rubin, the mind behind Def Jam and Run-DMC, would have drank his own piss before he let any of his acts jeopardize their artistic credibility over some Hollywood film. So why on Earth would the Roc-La-Familia not dissuade Rihanna from making her Hollywood acting debut in Battleship? The film is an obvious antithesis to everything hip-hop stands for – freedom, liberty, creativity. Hip-hop is what America claims to be, while Battleship is what it really is: Poorly-constructed fireworks aimed at your noggin.

And so, to answer Jay’s question, about how Ye, Beyonce, himself, and Rihanna would look at the Grammys, assuming we could go back in time, and actually watch the Grammys, we would say they look real good. Too good maybe. Good enough that Jay might overlook a small role in a Hollywood film and not see how it could affect Rihanna’s credibility. After watching Battleship, it’s hard not to see Rihanna as some sort of fool. After all, she’s back in the cesspool of capitalist shit – pungent enough to make anyone lose their appetite, even the most resilient of fans.


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More Control System Reviews (RESPECT. & Earmilk)

Either I really like the Control System album, or I have serious compulsion problems…

Thus far I have written three reviews for Ab-Soul’s new project, and none of them am I 100% happy with.

Will I ever be 100% happy? That is the question I am left with…

Read the RESPECT. review here and the Earmilk review here.


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